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I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
Belgium Politics: I will give you 40,000 Blowjobs
Seeded on Fri May 11, 2007 11:59 AM EDT
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I LOVE POLITICS
I lived in Belgium for a while. Good chocolate and VERY FUN people
When Cash arrives I will just transfer this seed over to him
- 7 votes
#1 - Fri May 11, 2007 12:01 PM EDTNo, no, I don't want people to think I am one dimensional.
Though the Cashometer did go off immediately when this was posted - so I guess it is fixed again. It broke last week because someone put up an article with "lesbians" and "obese" in the title and it shorted out due to the confusion.
- 9 votes
#2 - Fri May 11, 2007 12:06 PM EDTLOL
I was hoping politics and hot chicks was not too much of an infringement and I KNEW you'd love Belgians
- 3 votes
Did you sign up guys? Don't neglect to tell us how it went when she delivers or doesnt.
- 4 votes
Oluseye
Her politics are impecable - frankly we all have no choice but to vote for her
- 4 votes
This on the heels of the oral sex/throat cancer story?
This poor woman's throat will not be thanking her.
- 6 votes
#4 - Fri May 11, 2007 3:25 PM EDTI gotta vote for any story with the word blowjob in the headline.
- 6 votes
#5 - Fri May 11, 2007 4:28 PM EDTNote: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life
Hmmm...Virtual or real? Virtual or real? Guys, I can't figure this one out. Help me decide!
- 3 votes
#6 - Fri May 11, 2007 6:03 PM EDTWell, one of those won't cost you 50% of your assets - just an apology and jewelry.
- 2 votes
Well, one of those won't cost you 50% of your assets - just an apology and jewelry.
belgium cancelled their wealth tax a little while ago .... oh were you talking second life?
- 2 votes
Right - a virtual blow job in a video game will just cost you gifts. A real one could have ancillary costs through the roof.
So, you know, make it a good one.
- 1 vote
The second life thing cost me a whole day of what could be other mindnumbing internet. You all know second life is an avatar virtual world so I thought i give it a try. i wikied and it lead me to red light district a virtual amersterdam. i thought cool cause it said free. Took a long time to getin my comp, couldn't do anything in the envro, took a long time to get rid off. My second life really sucked.
Ever the pessimist, I recall that a 'blowjob' is also a drink made with Bailey's and either Kahlua or Amaretto. Either way, I'm considering a move to Belgium.
- 1 vote
#7 - Fri May 11, 2007 6:07 PM EDTIf I recall correctly, the drink you're talking about is actually called a "blowjob revenge." And from the stories I've heard, I don't think I'll be ordering one next time I'm out at the bars. The drink I mean.
- 1 vote
wow no woman has destroyed that many marriages that quickly.
wait til a feminist hacker grabs the list of names and start publishing it around.
I'm going to feel really bad for her if she gets infected with something. Then again, 80 bjs a day? You'd have to be insane to put yourself in that situation. Come on, even Jenna Jameson is reading this story and saying WHAT THE @!$%#?
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- 3 votes
#9 - Sat May 12, 2007 12:43 AM EDTI'd hate to be the guys towards the end of the day... much less towards the end of the tour.
- 1 vote
They have even managed to make BJ's sound boring. Yep its Belgium politics alright. :)
- 3 votes
#12 - Sat May 12, 2007 10:17 AM EDTHow long before Hillary's camp takes this and runs with it?
- 4 votes
#13 - Sat May 12, 2007 11:16 AM EDTWow Bodhi1, way to try to take a fun thread and turn it into a pissing match.
- 3 votes
Oh come on.
You don't think that's funny. You can't imagine the political ads, the pundits on the Sunday shows: "Do you know how much this will cost the taxpayers," and "All these flights to pay off the head debt is increasing global warming" or...nevermind.
All right, my bad. Sorry.
- 2 votes
you all read this one right? And my link that started from that blog is the best.
- 1 vote
#14 - Tue May 15, 2007 1:36 PM EDTGood call on the drink called a blow job Lughshand.
The gratis blow job did sound exciting till it got boredomed out by politics...... I think I would just want some cash or one of those little smart cars... hahahahaha!
- 1 vote
#15 - Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:47 AM ESTakacanadian
this article is almost a year old.
How did you find it? Are you putting "Blowjob" in the search engine again? :)
- 2 votes
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